Just so we're clear I'm not advocating for the company Dos Equis not am I advocating for drinking, however I love this company's commercials and am thankful for the fact that each time "the most interesting man in the world" commercial comes on I'm usually dying of laughter.
This is some amazing humor and for a while I've been wondering what is your favorite quote of "the most interesting man in the world"? Below are the many statements that have been said about him. Share your fav!
-He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
-His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
-He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any
ideas.
-When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
-His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
- His blood smells like cologne.
- He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it.
- If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get
there.
- The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but
measurable way.
- He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
- His hands feel like rich, brown suede.
- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted
a wife by a local tribes men.
- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.
- He taught a horse to read his email for him.
- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among
his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved
it… No, no he wouldn’t have.
- He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over
13 million euro, under the table.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.
- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.
- He speaks fluent French, in Russian.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.
- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people
live and work there.
- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.
- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d
arrive at least 5 minutes early.
- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
- He once had an awkward moment, just to see how
it feels.
- He lives vicariously through himself.